HEADLINE: Mitt not running.
MY RESPONSE: And that’s bad news for conservatives. Yes, really.
HEADLINE: Democrats at a Retreat in . . . Philly.
MY RESPONSE: The oldsters will continue to lead them.
HEADLINE: Sharyl Attkisson testifies at AG hearing.
MY RESPONSE: As a conservative, is it okay if I start to doubt her story?
HEADLINE: Code Pink interrupts committee.
MY RESPONSE: Kissinger? Vietnam? Really?
HEADLINE: Gay AL politician threatens to out straight cheaters.
MY RESPONSE: I like it–we have to be more consistent in our actions and beliefs.
HEADLINE: Michele Obama doesn’t wear a head scarf.
MY RESPONSE: Why is it surprise? Because of her husband.
HEADLINE: McDonald’s CEO is booted.
MY RESPONSE: The restaurant chain, I fear, has succumbed to foodie political correctness.
HEADLINE: Beijing Mayor says his city is unliveable due to smog.
MY RESPONSE: When the Mayor is saying it . . . how can I argue?
HEADLINE: Hillary to testify about Benghazi.
MY RESPONSE: Don’t expect any fireworks.
HEADLINE: Sarah Palin doesn’t motivate bloggers like she used to.
MY RESPONSE: No big deal. She’s fine with that.
HEADLINE: Marijuana is fastest growing business in the USA.
MY RESPONSE: Then everybody should have addicts for customers.
HEADLINE: Russia finances green energy movement in the USA.
MY RESPONSE: There’s big money behind everything.
HEADLINE: Blizzard 2015 to paralyze the Northeast.
MY RESPONSE: Science can’t even get a snowstorm right but it insists it knows what the Earth’s temperature will be in 1000 years.
HEADLINE: Obama’s approval ratings up to 50%.
MY RESPONSE: Obama is nothing but the wife in a three-way relationship.
HEADLINE: Bowe Bergdahl is a deserter.
MY RESPONSE: Uh, no kidding.
MY RESPONSE: Does the average person know where the “ghazi” comes from? And does this mean Benghazi is now OFFICIALLY a scandal?
HEADLINE: Ron Paul ruing Rand Paul’s Presidential run.
MY RESPONSE: This is who Ron Paul is–I tried to warn you.
HEADLINE: Scott wows at Iowa Summit.
MY RESPONSE: He’s the only guy who’s battle-hardened.
HEADLINE: Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado has regrets about marijuana legalization.
MY RESPONSE: It must even worse behind scenes for Governor to admit this.
HEADLINE: Donald Trump speaks at Iowa Summit.
MY RESPONSE: He’s not going to run because he can’t stand losing–and Republicans should blow him off.