HEADLINE: Mitt Romney will run if Ted Cruz can win.
MY RESPONSE: So, that’s how it’s gonna be, Mitt?
HEADLINE: Mario Cuomo, RIP
MY RESPONSE: A liberal icon who was on the wrong side of everything.
HEADLINE: Biological bad luck causes 2/3’s of cancers.
MY RESPONSE: But anti-vaccine people would have you believe otherwise.
HEADLINE: HarperCollins leaves Israel off map.
MY RESPONSE: What’s the big deal–liberals love to delete history!