HEADLINE: Blizzard 2015 to paralyze the Northeast.
MY RESPONSE: Science can’t even get a snowstorm right but it insists it knows what the Earth’s temperature will be in 1000 years.
HEADLINE: Obama’s approval ratings up to 50%.
MY RESPONSE: Obama is nothing but the wife in a three-way relationship.
HEADLINE: Bowe Bergdahl is a deserter.
MY RESPONSE: Uh, no kidding.
MY RESPONSE: Does the average person know where the “ghazi” comes from? And does this mean Benghazi is now OFFICIALLY a scandal?